Celebrity — Saucy News

Toddler Twins Removed from Charlie Sheen’s Harem by Authorities

March 2, 2011 By Ms. R Leave a Comment

Happier times. Sheen, Mueller & the twins.

Charlie Sheen’s psychotic ramblings have now resulted in the toddler twin boys he had with Brooke Mueller to be removed from his custody by authorities. Charlie had the 23 month old boys at his residence, where Charlie lives with his two live-in girlfriends , that he calls “The Goddesses”.

Reportedly Sheen threatened, soon to be ex-wife, Brooke with decapitation, if she tried to remove the boys herself (Sheen denies this). Ms. Mueller proceeded to obtain a restraining order, and authorities acted on it last night.

While Sheen fully cooperated with authorities in their removal of the boys, he was taped saying, “Tiger blood now drips from my fangs”.

Way to look sane Charlie.

Hopefully this fiasco will all be sorted out in short order, for the sake of those sweet little boys.

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Does Ashton Kutcher Need some Potty Training?

January 24, 2011 By Ms. R 7 Comments

Ashton Kutcher shared with Jay Leno recently that he and his wife Demi had purchased a fancy uber expensive toilet seat, yet despite this extravagance Mr. Kutcher still prefers to go wiz outside with his dogs.

Apparently, Ashton mentioned this on a prior talk show, and one of his neighbors got “pissed” off about this habit. The neighbor was under the impression that Kutcher was relieving himself on his property, and brought up Los Angeles law and such. According to Ashton he and his canine companions are relieving themselves on their own property.

All I have to say is Ashton, your not in Iowa anymore, and despite your best efforts you are not actually canine. Go use the damn bathroom

Filed Under: Celebrity Tagged With: Ashton Kutcher, celebrity crimes

Happy Birthday Dolly Parton: A Saucy Girl with Class

January 19, 2011 By Ms. R 2 Comments

Dolly Parton celebrates her 65th birthday today. Do I have any smart-ass comments to make about Dolly?

Nope

Dolly Parton was, and still is a very clever business woman. She managed to commercialize a saucy look and attitude, while still maintaining and promoting good values. Dolly gets an “A” in my book.

O.K., it just wouldn’t be Saucy News, if I didn’t post this pic too. This was prior to Ms. Parton’s “boob expansion”, our girl has always done things in a big way…wouldn’t you say?

Filed Under: Celebrity Tagged With: celebrity style

Helena Bonham Carter: Little Miss Mismatch

January 17, 2011 By Ms. R 2 Comments

Helena Bonham Carter was not a nominee at the Golden Globes last night, but she certainly ensured she would be a topic of discussion today. Carter showed up in this Vivienne Westwood gown, which looked like Gone with the Wind’s curtain dress gone terribly wrong. She didn’t stop their though. To make certain her look truly screamed dumpster diver chic, Carter wore two different color shoes.

While I abhor the look, I applaud her sass in wearing it.

Filed Under: Celebrity Tagged With: bad celebrity outfits, celebrity fashion, couples

Rachel Zoe Spills the Beans on Baby’s Gender!

January 11, 2011 By Ms. R Leave a Comment

Celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe & her husband Rodger Berman have kept the gender of the baby they are expecting a secret… well until Rachel let it slip today.
In an interview with Women’s Wear Daily, she responded to a question about her upcoming motherhood with “It all depends on his arrival.” Later, Berman confirmed “It’s a little boy.”

Congrats to the happy couple.

Filed Under: Celebrity Tagged With: celebrity babies, couples, rachel zoe

Richard Hatch (Survivor) in Tax Trouble Again

January 11, 2011 By Ms. R Leave a Comment

Will this guy ever learn. Richard Hatch, the season 1 winner of Survivor, remembered as a crafty player, who made other contestants uncomfortable by hanging out in the buff, is in trouble with the law once again. Hatch served 3 years for tax evasion already, part of his 2006 sentence required him to refile his 2000 and 2001 tax returns. He has still failed to do so, putting him in violation of the terms of his supervised release.

After interest and penalties, Hatch is reported to now owe $1.7 million in taxes. That makes his big 1 million dollar win on Survivor look paltry, and doesn’t even figure in all the legal fees this guy has racked up, as well. Rather than just throwing this problem child back in jail, the judge is considering more information, but if Richard Hatch doesn’t show some submission soon, he may well be watching his appearance on The Celebrity Apprentice, in prison orange.

Filed Under: Celebrity Tagged With: celebrity crimes, Survivor gossip

Assault Charges Against Lindsay Lohan Dropped by Former Betty Ford Staffer

January 4, 2011 By Ms. R 1 Comment

Former betty ford employee Dawn Holland has dropped charges against Lindsay Lohan for an assault which occurred in the wee hours of the morning on December 12th. Reportedly the incident happened after the staffer discovered Lohan and two other roommates in the sober-living house they were occupying, getting soused.

Lohan is not completely off the hook yet though. The police department will be sending their report stating that Lohan “violated several aspects of her probation, including the battery.”to the District Attorney.

I say throw the book at her.

Filed Under: Celebrity Tagged With: celebrity crimes, Lindsay Lohan

Kate Gosselin is on a Man Hunt for 2011

January 1, 2011 By Ms. R Leave a Comment

We all have out resolutions, and apparently Kate Gosselin’s is to find herself a new man. Popeater’s Rob Shuter recently reported that the now single mom of eight has resolved to find herself a new love interest in the coming year. Shuter obtained this information from a Gosselin confidant, who also told hime that Kate sees herself, as quite the catch.

“Not only does she think she has never looked better, Kate also now has a ton of money. As far as she’s concerned, there is nothing not to like. She’s beautiful, rich and thinks of herself as very easy to get along with.”

I say you go girl. Kate’s bitchy moments have been so well publicized and everyone knows she is a rather large package deal, so I seriously doubt any man with half a brain, would have any illusions about a relationship with her. I must say, I can’t see any guy annoying her as much as Jon did anyway

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Jealous Rupert Everett Lashes Out at Jennifer Aniston

December 30, 2010 By Ms. R Leave a Comment

Jealous much? Rupert Everett has decided it is Hollywood’s fault that he is not an A lister. He recently claimed that Hollywood is homophobic and a star creating machine. He chose Jennifer Aniston as his example of this. Granted Jennifer has made a few bombs, but from what I saw while the films were weak, her performances were acceptable. I agree Jennifer should start selecting better roles, I don’t see her as an example of all that is bad in Hollywood.

Rupert stop being such a bitter hag.

Filed Under: Celebrity Tagged With: jennifer aniston