Drunken Miley gets Boob Licked by Assistant?

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In case you missed this while you were enjoying your holiday festivities.  A photo of Miley Cyrus purportedly getting her boob licked by her assistant was leaked  to The Superficial just before Christmas.  I don’t know about you, but while this does look a little “lesbionic”, I would not say she is actually licking her breast.  The assistants lips are the size of lemons, I am not so sure how well she could maneuver those freakish things if she tried.

Miley looks like a drunken deer in the headlights.

Eddie Cibrian Gives LeeAnn Rimes the Big Ring

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Is there some musky love drug in the celebrity air.  LeeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian also announced their engagement this week.  LeeAnn cut down rumors that she was expecting.  The couple engaged on Christmas Eve, and Eddie really splurged.  Reportedly the engagement ring is a 5-carat oval diamond set in rose gold fleur-de-lis.

Eddie might not be much of an actor, but he sure knows how to pick a ring.

Gee, Eddie I hope you are aware of the rule she doesn’t have to give it back if it’s presented on a holiday. ;)

Congrats to the happy couple.

Hugh Hefner Takes a Child Bride

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The jolly old Playboy troll Hugh Hefner recently announced his engagement to his 24 year old girlfriend, Crystal Harris.  Now in case you were wondering about the mathematics of this viagra laced union, Hugh is 84, making him 60 years her senior. 

Q:  How many times does 24 go into 84?

A:  3 1/2

I think we can assume no matter how many little blue pills the soon to be groom is popping, 84 is not going into 24 that often ;)

As far as Crystal goes, rather than crudely assuming she is a gold digger, I prefer to think she has some kind of a freaky wrinkle fetish.

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