Does Ashton Kutcher Need some Potty Training?

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Ashton Kutcher shared with Jay Leno recently that he and his wife Demi had purchased a fancy uber expensive toilet seat, yet despite this extravagance Mr. Kutcher still prefers to go wiz outside with his dogs.

Apparently, Ashton mentioned this on a prior talk show, and one of his neighbors got “pissed” off about this habit.  The neighbor was under the impression that Kutcher was relieving himself on his property, and brought up Los Angeles law and such.  According to Ashton he and his canine companions are relieving themselves on their own property.

All I have to say is Ashton,  your not in Iowa anymore, and despite your best efforts you are not actually canine.  Go use the damn bathroom