Enraged Stoner Crushes 8 Police Cruisers

Demian Warner / The Newport Daily Express

A revenge crazed Vermont man drove a farm tractor over 8 police cars right outside the Orleans County Sheriff’s Department on Thursday.

Pion’s mugshot

Apparently, Mr. Pion was rather disgruntled over his recent arrest for marijuana possession and found himself a tractor to wield.   Pion fled the scene, after crushing the police cars, and the keystone cops came out to see their freshly washed cruisers brutally smooshed.  They didn’t even have a vehicle on-hand to pursue him with.  Despite this, the enraged car crusher was picked up later by police,  only about a mile and a half away from the station.  It seems, you don’t make a very fast getaway by tractor…lol.

I guess you just don’t want to get between some stoners and their beloved weed.