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Stupid Burglars Snort Urn Ashes of Man and Dogs

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It never fails to amaze me how truly stupid the criminal element can be. Florida sheriff’s deputies have reported that they recently arrested 5 teens for the attempted burglary of another home, when they learned of this exercise in stupidity.  Apparently the teens had broken into a home on December 15th, and stole the ashes of the residents father, as well as, her two Great Danes, along with some electronics and such.

These rocket scientists mistook the remains for cocaine or heroine, and proceeded to snort the ashes.  Upon realizing what they were actually doing the teens threw the containers in a nearby lake, after discussing returning them, but fearing capture.

The stupid criminals have been charged, and police divers are trying to recover the remains.