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Man Tries to Use Fake Million Dollar Bill at Walmart

January 10, 2012 By Ms. R Leave a Comment
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Guy who tried to pass off million dollar bill at Walmart

This lovely fellow, tried passing off a fake million dollar bill to pay for some household items at his local Walmart.  The man Michael Anthony Fuller (age 53), tried telling the store clerk that the bill was real.  Evidently the clerk couldn’t make change for this large of a bill, and called the police…lol

Mr. Fuller has been charged with attempting to obtain property by false pretenses and uttering a forged instrument.  I am surprised the police even wasted their time arresting this character, since the act was just so asinine.

… and in case you are wondering who is on the million dollar bill, no one, there is no such thing.

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Does Ashton Kutcher Need some Potty Training?

January 24, 2011 By Ms. R 7 Comments

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Ashton Kutcher shared with Jay Leno recently that he and his wife Demi had purchased a fancy uber expensive toilet seat, yet despite this extravagance Mr. Kutcher still prefers to go wiz outside with his dogs.

Apparently, Ashton mentioned this on a prior talk show, and one of his neighbors got “pissed” off about this habit.  The neighbor was under the impression that Kutcher was relieving himself on his property, and brought up Los Angeles law and such.  According to Ashton he and his canine companions are relieving themselves on their own property.

All I have to say is Ashton,  your not in Iowa anymore, and despite your best efforts you are not actually canine.  Go use the damn bathroom

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Richard Hatch (Survivor) in Tax Trouble Again

January 11, 2011 By Ms. R Leave a Comment

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Will this guy ever learn.  Richard Hatch, the season 1 winner of Survivor, remembered as a crafty player, who made other contestants uncomfortable by hanging out in the buff, is in trouble with the law once again.  Hatch served 3 years for tax evasion already, part of his 2006 sentence required him to refile his 2000 and 2001 tax returns.  He has still failed to do so, putting him in violation of the terms of his supervised release.

After interest and penalties, Hatch is reported to now owe $1.7 million in taxes.  That makes his big 1 million dollar win on Survivor look paltry, and doesn’t even figure in all the legal fees this guy has racked up, as well.  Rather than just throwing this problem child back in jail, the judge is considering more information, but if Richard Hatch doesn’t show some submission soon, he may well be watching his appearance on The Celebrity Apprentice, in prison orange.

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Assault Charges Against Lindsay Lohan Dropped by Former Betty Ford Staffer

January 4, 2011 By Ms. R 1 Comment

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Former betty ford employee Dawn Holland has dropped charges against Lindsay Lohan for an assault which occurred in the wee hours of the morning on December 12th.  Reportedly the incident happened after the staffer discovered Lohan and two other roommates in the sober-living house they were occupying, getting soused.

Lohan is not completely off the hook yet though.  The police department will be sending their report stating that Lohan “violated several aspects of her probation, including the battery.”to the District Attorney.

I say throw the book at her.

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