It never fails to amaze me how truly stupid the criminal element can be. Florida sheriff’s deputies have reported that they recently arrested 5 teens for the attempted burglary of another home, when they learned of this exercise in stupidity.  Apparently the teens had broken into a home on December 15th, and stole the ashes of the residents father, as well as, her two Great Danes, along with some electronics and such.

These rocket scientists mistook the remains for cocaine or heroine, and proceeded to snort the ashes.  Upon realizing what they were actually doing the teens threw the containers in a nearby lake, after discussing returning them, but fearing capture.

The stupid criminals have been charged, and police divers are trying to recover the remains.

When a man pulled a 27 ” flat screen TV off the wall of the men’s room at Prestige Car Wash and Gas Station, in Taunton, Mass, and walked out the door with it under his shirt, the manager decided to track him down.

The manager, Nicole Telles, looked at the surveillance tapes and saw that the man had gone to the counter and paid for gas with a credit card.  She then found the culprits name off the receipt, and looked him up on Facebook.   Tellas then sent him a friend request.  Guess what.  The stupid criminal accepted.

Tellas looked through his Facebook photos to make sure he was the right guy, then her boss even sent this boob a message offering not to turn him into the police, if he returned the television.  The 20 year old criminal unfriended Tellas, at this point.

The police were thus contacted, and the stupid criminal was arrested.  This guy really shouldn’t reproduce.